The Asshole Test

Be honest. Nobody's looking... probably.

Have you ever watched someone abandon their shopping cart in the middle of the parking lot, cut in line, blast speakerphone in public, or leave their dog's mess for someone else... and thought:

"What an asshole."

Then a tiny voice in the back of your head whispered...

"Wait... have I ever done that?"

This hilarious adult humor book puts everyday bad habits under the microscope with over 300 brutally honest, laugh-out-loud observations about modern life. From traffic, shopping, restaurants, work, parenting, neighbors, public places, movie theaters, air travel, and everything in between, every page asks one simple question:

Are you sure you're not the asshole?

Perfect as a funny gift book for friends, coworkers, spouses, family members—or yourself—this collection delivers quick laughs, relatable situations, and just enough self-awareness to make you question a few of your own life choices.

Inside you'll discover:

• Over 300 hilarious everyday situations.
• Short, fast-paced jokes perfect for reading a page at a time.
• Relatable humor about work, driving, relationships, parenting, travel, and modern life.
• The perfect white elephant gift, Christmas gift, birthday gift, or gag gift.
• A fun "Asshole Test" to see where you land on the scale.

Whether you're buying it for the office joker, your brutally honest friend, or the person who still leaves their shopping cart in the middle of the parking lot...

...they'll either laugh.

Or get offended.

Either way, they'll probably finish the book.

Warning: If this book offends you, it was probably written with you in mind.